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Silly Questions...

Are kidneys shaped like the bean, or the beans shaped like kidneys ?++

Makes you wonder doesn't it ! Just sit back and think about that. Ask your friends, co-workers, family about it. Do they know ? Things you never really thought about, or wanted to !
Come back soon, NEW questions weekly.(I add some in the middle of the list too.)

Previous Week's Questions

Why are there no size "B" batteries ?++
Why are they called apartments when they are units all together ?++
Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?++
Isn't it scarry that a doctor's office is called a practice?++
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ?++
Why are carrots not called oranges, as they are more orange than oranges?++
Why are builders afraid of a 13th floor, but publishers not afraid of a chapter 11? ++
Why is it called a rainbow, it's not a bow on top of rain. Why not rain prisim?++
If a seagull flew over the bay, would it be called a bagel ? ++
Do pediatricians play miniature golf ?
If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun? ++
What is the speed of Dark ?++
Did the early settlers go camping ?++
Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ?++
If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?++
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck ?
Can an ambidextrious person make an off hand remark ?++
Do you feed a boogie fever ?++
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?++
Why don't they invent a cordless extension cord ?++
Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ?++
Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?)++
Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?++
If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless ?++
Why did the chicken really cross the road ?
Why does an alarm clock go off, by going on ?++
If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?++
Why is cheese so secret that we must shred it ?
When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?++
What do they use to ship styrofoam ?++
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ?++
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?++
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ?++
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?
What is another word for thesaurus ?++
Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?
Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? ++
How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint sign++
Is it possible to have a civil war ?++
Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ? ++
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?++
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?++
If you choked a Smurf, what color whould it turn ?++
Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ?
If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress?++
Is animal shampoo tested on humans?
Why don't they call moustaches Mouthbrows?
Could it be that Boulders are statues of big rocks?
Can they put more clowns than people in a Taxi ?++
Why do Kamakazee pilots wear helmets ?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ?++
Do fish get thirsty ?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ?
Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
How would you throw away a garbage can ?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ? ++
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? ++
Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun ?++
Why do they but braille numbers on drive-up ATM's ?- (++from a reader)
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? ++
Why isn't the word phonetic spelt like it sounds ?++
Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt ?- (++from a reader)
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date ? - (++from a reader)
also Why do croutons have an expiration date ? - Wouldn't they just get better ?
If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ?++
If "convenience" stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ?
Would a blind tourist use a sighseeing eye dog ?
Why does santa work only one night a year ?
Why is the word dyslexia so hard to read ?++
Do elves really wear those shoes with the curling tips ?
Is there another word for synonym ?
If you wear a sheet for halloween are you a ghost or a mattress ?
Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines ?
Why don't they just make food stamps edible ?
Would they invent fireproof matches ?
Should a mute be yelled at for talking with their hands full ?
Would they invent a solar powered flashlight
Do you think it is illegal to yell "Theatre" in a crowded fire ?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ?
When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ?
Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a chinaman ?